Funny Dating Quotes. There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway. Jonathan Lockwood Huie. I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Zsa Zsa Gabor. Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.